Sunday, November 18, 2007

Open Letter

Dear jerk who just outbid me on the Goosebumps Series 2000 eBay lot twelve seconds before the auction ended,
On the off-chance that you read this blog, stop. You are banned from reading the blog, ever. You should not even be reading this sentence, you should have already closed the window and walked away.
Yours,
Troy Steele

7 comments:

Zak said...

damn that sucks. meh, at least there's still amazon.

Can't exactly blame people for wanting it though, they're hard to find, I'd kill to get it.

I'm probably gonna get the 7 books I'm missing on amazon one of these days...

Anonymous said...

You should have kicked that dick in the ass. We need your wisdom, Troy.

Anonymous said...

Noooo, they've deprived us of funny Goosebumps reviews!

Anonymous said...

That's horrible. Twelve fucking seconds. Jeez.

I have every Series 2000 book and they are all awful except for a few, including the Living Dummy ones. They would be so much easier to make fun of than the originals.

Anonymous said...

I think I might have been that jerk, I'm actually 99% sure I am. Sorry man, I'm a nostalgia freak.

Anonymous said...

he or she did it on purpose.. show him/her your wrath troy!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sir, having just stumbled upon this blog, and finding it to be awesome, I must say - you are priceless.

Oh, and imagine if you were blogging about Christopher Pike. Deathmatch, yo.

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