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If you live in a world where Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place jokes are too esoteric, check out the fan-compiled reference guide
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the Talented Mr. James Harvey
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It's Complicated
If you live in a world where Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place jokes are too esoteric, check out the fan-compiled reference guide
Header art graciously provided by
the Talented Mr. James Harvey
Goosebumps: Book by Book
01 Welcome to Dead House
02 Stay Out of the Basement
03 Monster Blood
04 Say Cheese and Die!
05 the Curse of the Mummy's Tomb
06 Let's Get Invisible!
07 Night of the Living Dummy
08 the Girl Who Cried Monster
09 Welcome to Camp Nightmare
10 the Ghost Next Door
11 the Haunted Mask
12 Be Careful What You Wish For...
13 Piano Lessons Can Be Murder
14 the Werewolf of Fever Swamp
15 You Can't Scare Me!
16 One Day At Horrorland
17 Why I'm Afraid of Bees
18 Monster Blood II
19 Deep Trouble
20 the Scarecrow Walks at Midnight
21 Go Eat Worms!
22 Ghost Beach
23 Return of the Mummy
24 Phantom of the Auditorium
25 Attack of the Mutant
26 My Hairiest Adventure
27 A Night In Terror Tower
28 the Cuckoo Clock of Doom
29 Monster Blood III
30 It Came From Beneath the Sink!
31 Night of the Living Dummy II
32 the Barking Ghost
33 the Horror at Camp Jellyjam
34 Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes
35 A Shocker on Shock Street
36 the Haunted Mask II
37 the Headless Ghost
38 the Abominable Snowman of Pasadena
39 How I Got My Shrunken Head
40 Night of the Living Dummy III
41 Bad Hare Day
42 Egg Monsters From Mars
43 the Beast From the East
44 Say Cheese and Die-- Again!
45 Ghost Camp
46 How to Kill a Monster
47 Legend of the Lost Legend
48 Attack of the Jack O'Lanterns
49 Vampire Breath
50 Calling All Creeps!
51 Beware, the Snowman
52 How I Learned to Fly
53 Chicken Chicken
54 Don't Go to Sleep!
55 the Blob That Ate Everyone
56 the Curse of Camp Cold Lake
57 My Best Friend is Invisible
58 Deep Trouble II
59 the Haunted School
60 Werewolf Skin
61 I Live in Your Basement!
62 Monster Blood IV
--Retrospective on the series
Goosebumps Series 2000
01 Cry of the Cat
02 Bride of the Living Dummy
03 Creature Teacher
04 Invasion of the Body Squeezers: Pt 1
05 Invasion of the Body Squeezers: Pt 2
06 I Am Your Evil Twin
07 Revenge R Us
08 Fright Camp
09 Are You Terrified Yet?
10 Headless Halloween
11 Attack of the Graveyard Ghouls
12 Brain Juice
13 Return to Horrorland
14 Jekyll and Heidi
15 Scream School
16 the Mummy Walks
17 the Werewolf in the Living Room
18 Horrors of the Black Ring
19 Return to Ghost Camp
20 Be Afraid-- Be Very Afraid!
21 the Haunted Car
22 Full Moon Fever
23 Slappy's Nightmare
24 Earth Geeks Must Go!
25 Ghost in the Mirror
--Retrospective on the series
Tales to Give You Goosebumps
More Tales to Give You Goosebumps
Even More Tales to Give You...
Still More Tales to Give You...
More and More Tales to Give You...
More & More & More Tales to Give...
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Live On Stage: Screams In the Night
02 Stay Out of the Basement
03 Monster Blood
04 Say Cheese and Die!
05 the Curse of the Mummy's Tomb
06 Let's Get Invisible!
07 Night of the Living Dummy
08 the Girl Who Cried Monster
09 Welcome to Camp Nightmare
10 the Ghost Next Door
11 the Haunted Mask
12 Be Careful What You Wish For...
13 Piano Lessons Can Be Murder
14 the Werewolf of Fever Swamp
15 You Can't Scare Me!
16 One Day At Horrorland
17 Why I'm Afraid of Bees
18 Monster Blood II
19 Deep Trouble
20 the Scarecrow Walks at Midnight
21 Go Eat Worms!
22 Ghost Beach
23 Return of the Mummy
24 Phantom of the Auditorium
25 Attack of the Mutant
26 My Hairiest Adventure
27 A Night In Terror Tower
28 the Cuckoo Clock of Doom
29 Monster Blood III
30 It Came From Beneath the Sink!
31 Night of the Living Dummy II
32 the Barking Ghost
33 the Horror at Camp Jellyjam
34 Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes
35 A Shocker on Shock Street
36 the Haunted Mask II
37 the Headless Ghost
38 the Abominable Snowman of Pasadena
39 How I Got My Shrunken Head
40 Night of the Living Dummy III
41 Bad Hare Day
42 Egg Monsters From Mars
43 the Beast From the East
44 Say Cheese and Die-- Again!
45 Ghost Camp
46 How to Kill a Monster
47 Legend of the Lost Legend
48 Attack of the Jack O'Lanterns
49 Vampire Breath
50 Calling All Creeps!
51 Beware, the Snowman
52 How I Learned to Fly
53 Chicken Chicken
54 Don't Go to Sleep!
55 the Blob That Ate Everyone
56 the Curse of Camp Cold Lake
57 My Best Friend is Invisible
58 Deep Trouble II
59 the Haunted School
60 Werewolf Skin
61 I Live in Your Basement!
62 Monster Blood IV
--Retrospective on the series
Goosebumps Series 2000
01 Cry of the Cat
02 Bride of the Living Dummy
03 Creature Teacher
04 Invasion of the Body Squeezers: Pt 1
05 Invasion of the Body Squeezers: Pt 2
06 I Am Your Evil Twin
07 Revenge R Us
08 Fright Camp
09 Are You Terrified Yet?
10 Headless Halloween
11 Attack of the Graveyard Ghouls
12 Brain Juice
13 Return to Horrorland
14 Jekyll and Heidi
15 Scream School
16 the Mummy Walks
17 the Werewolf in the Living Room
18 Horrors of the Black Ring
19 Return to Ghost Camp
20 Be Afraid-- Be Very Afraid!
21 the Haunted Car
22 Full Moon Fever
23 Slappy's Nightmare
24 Earth Geeks Must Go!
25 Ghost in the Mirror
--Retrospective on the series
Tales to Give You Goosebumps
More Tales to Give You Goosebumps
Even More Tales to Give You...
Still More Tales to Give You...
More and More Tales to Give You...
More & More & More Tales to Give...
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Triple Header: Book 2
Live On Stage: Screams In the Night
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54 comments:
was it a good movie, troy?
Wow, troy is still alive!
The book was better.
You know, I'd never heard of this before the trailers, and I couldn't quite place why it sounded so familiar. Now I know.
(And knowing is half the battle.)
I don't get it
Really? Holy shit, out of all the Goosebumps books, that one, and Leonardo DiCaprio??
That's random, but, if it means there's three G.B. movies coming out . . .
. . . well, that one was a pretty weak book.
I think, ideally . . . but it's just me . . . the first three, Welcome to Dead House, Stay Out of the Basement, and Monster Blood, as a three-part movie, like how the Twilight Zone movie was in four segments . . .
but damn, SOMEone out there has to agree that's a random movie to . . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . . oh *#&$ the joke's on ME.
is there a scene with someone turning inside out? or at least DiCaprio getting hit with a baseball bat? If not, then dissapointed am I.
You fucking tease.
I think for the first time ever, your cynicism failed. Not a very strong connection you've made between the two works when your only basis for that connection is the whole dream thing. I Live in Your Basement! was more of an anxiety issue over whether or not the character is dreaming or awake, whereas Inception gets past that anxiety really fast; it more focuses on how to totally change a person's mind with planting an idea. Not that you would normally do this, Troy, but please do not claim that just because you were making a joke that it doesn't need to be read into that much, because the joke doesn't work. Your joke is only based on a superficial connection that calls attention to something that is only a minor aspect of Inception. You've done much better than that before, Troy, don't sell yourself short. I'm sorry, Troy, but the mark wasn't hit this time.
tl;dr
I love you Troy.
I'm sure Eli Roth will make a Chicken Chicken adaptation one of these days.
Actually, I'm pretty sure Eli Roth already did that one.
Next Summer Nolan will direct The Andy Movie. It will win every academy award, and be the highest grossing film of all time.
Where's the review?
trooooooooooooooooooooooooooy!, you still havent made my sandwich yet.Oh and you forgot to do a review.
p.s if your so burnt out then maybe u could just have a brak from the blog for a while,that way u might be able to enjoy finishing the blog and create some mean reviews.
Brak?
seriously loved this xxx
I'm sure Troy's just jealous because now Stine has even more money.
I saw that already; it turns out they were all dogs or something...and the car wash cost $5.
A Tool, I think he was referring to the fact that both confuse the living shit out of you.
You know, I'd never heard of this before the trailers, and I couldn't quite place why it sounded so familiar. Now I know.
When is this dude coming back?
And yet, the adaption somehow made the book far more comprehensive! It's amazing what having exposition instead of just mindless twists can do for films.
*cough* m. night shyamalan take note *cough*
In other news, I just read Weirdo Halloween. So, uh... two different HorrorLand books feature the villain forcing the protagonist to eat a dead squirrel. I thought I would just mention that.
Other than that, the book gets surprisingly good at around the halfway point, to my astonishment.
For the longest time, I read this as "Stay Out of the Basement" and wondered what plant-based clones have to do with dreams.
I just finish Heads, You Lose.
It was pretty good. Really.
I picked up Weirdo Halloween today. Haven't read it yet but I checked and it is 52 CHAPTERS LONG
This should be fun
For the most part, I assumed the reason Troy was away was because of some "Let's Get Invisible!" style accident where we now have a mirror Troy who likes Goosebumps.
Also his name was Yort.
But now we have this inspiring message. Monday just got awesome again.
Move over Fincher, Christopher Nolan is now my favourite director.
Are we to assume a new review is coming up?
Wow, it had been changed back to "new review every Monday" and that schedule couldn't even be kept for *one* review.
Well played, Troy.
It wouldn't be a real update if it was on time, duh
So... are there only five books left before this blog ends, or are you still going to do HorrorLand and the rest of the other books that had been on the sidebar before?
Until next time...
Anon e Mouse Jr.
I don't have time for your logic and traditions and explanations!
So what is happening with the blogs future? are you still planning on everything? or just stopping when the all the books on the side are links and thays it?
you have to do at least one Give yourself goosebumps, that would be interesting. I used to love those because most of the endings weren't "and then I got stabbed in the neck..[next chapter], no it was just a snowflake on my neck"
"In other news, I just read Weirdo Halloween. So, uh... two different HorrorLand books feature the villain forcing the protagonist to eat a dead squirrel. I thought I would just mention that.
"Other than that, the book gets surprisingly good at around the halfway point, to my astonishment."
I haven't seen that in stores yet.
ok how do we do this........
let's DO this thing
Come on Troy! Let's kick some ICE!
so... it's monday. i'm going to be checking back obsessivly untill the review comes.
We COULD do it, but let's just say we did and not do it. Less work involved.
So, are you just screwing with us, then?
The last time Troy updated - with an actual entry - I was single. Now I'm engaged. Wow. It's been that long since the last update.
Holy ravioli, they're going to reissue Revenge Of The Lawn Gnomes. (Tellingly, the due date is April 1st.)
I have my fingers crossed for Labor Day, really love this blog!
Well, this is disappointing.
So, uh, is this going to continue?
Three mondays later, and nuthin'
Good news, the Goosebumps movie is back in production.
ROFLMFAO. Okay, I stopped laughing now.
maybe we'll get an update on december 22. surely you don't need more than a year, troy?
mhh...
The so lets do this entry has been removed??
and its been almost a year since the last review
And another thing...
WHAT
THE
HECK
IS
WRONG
WITH
THAT
DUDES
ARM?
it looks like a root...and i watched the movie yesterday waitinng for someone to turn inside out...
Don't go to Sleep! is closer to this movie than 'I live in your basement'
Just saying.
Saw this post three times. Alway laugh like a retardad hiena.
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